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| Bill Maher is a jerkStandardNet (blog)The only religion I can think of off hand that doesn't have much in its past to question is the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster because it is, straight up, a joke, although a darn tasty one with clam sauce. People who follow it tend to be nice ... and more » |
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| Anonymous Insider Makes Huge ClaimHuffington Post1stCitizenKane Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for Anonymous. Without it, I'd have nothing but good reason to take the red pill and saunter off to hell. eatocracy Mr. @samsifton on what Alan Richman taught him about being anonymous as a restaurant ... and more » |
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| Separating religion from schools bedevils us againAsheville Citizen-TimesWhy, in the name of Yahweh, Buddha, Allah, Vishnu and the Flying Spaghetti Monster can people not grasp the concept of separation of church and state? The latest dust-up came last week when Asheville Middle School allowed Kyle Martin, ... and more » |
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Greater Greater Washington | Breakfast links: The futureGreater Greater WashingtonNot even a tingle. by Jeff on May 18, 2012 10:43 am So if I join MPD, will they allow me to wear my spaghetti and meatball headdress, since I have been commanded to do so by the Flying Spaghetti Monster? by MM on May 18, 2012 10:52 am What I find ... and more » |
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| How a US soldier finally got his Pastafarian dogtagsBoing BoingAt boot camp, recruits were only allowed one "holy book" from their stated religion, so he brought The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which became the most-loved book in camp, much-borrowed and re-read by the other recruits. |
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| Which saved the lost hiker, God or Poetry?StandardNet (blog)The Flying Spaghetti Monster (all hail his noodly holiness) even has supporters. The whole silly thing reminds me of the joke about the lady who gets on an elevator with two other people and, just as the doors are closing, has a bad feeling and gets ... |
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